I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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