But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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