The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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