do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
he fucked my hip out of place.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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