Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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