Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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