where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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