id be glad to
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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