Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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