OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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