Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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