Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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