How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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