All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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