is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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