Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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