He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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