I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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