There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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