so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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