p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Randomize
