from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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