Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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