You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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