Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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