Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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