5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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