I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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