I must be too annoying 4 u.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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