She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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