Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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