i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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