I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
The adults are the big ones right?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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