Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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