I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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