North Korea, Best Korea!
Need sex. Gaining weight.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
