I smell stomach acid.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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