what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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