Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
