Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
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