My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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