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His pubic hair was longer than his dick
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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