are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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