You work out of a Hotel?
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Randomize
