i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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