Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
