i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
