Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
this just has baby written all over it
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Randomize
