You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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