so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize