My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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