Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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