Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
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